Twilight (2008)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Okay, now for a more professional review…sort of. Directed by Catherine Hardwicke, Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart as Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. The “film” is based on a novel written by Stephanie Myer, who was very involved in the process of the film. The plot from the book is dumbed down [...]

Tupac: Resurrection (2003)

A thug. A punk. An inspiration. The greatest rapper of all time. A menace. A detriment to the youth of America. All words used to describe Tupac Amaru Shakur. The words I use to describe Tupac? A fucking genius rapper. Tupac: Resurrection was directed by Lauren Lazin and made in close collaboration with Tupac’s mother [...]

Elvis: The Miniseries (2005)

Elvis: The Miniseries was produced by Starz and aired in May 2005. The miniseries primarily stars Johnathan Rhys Meyers and Randy Quaid. These two get the most air time as Elvis Presley and Colonel Tom Parker, respectively. There are quite a few other recognizable faces who make appearances throughout this three hour long miniseries. It [...]

Little Children (2006)

My apologies for the lack of posts, I was busy fight the tyrant Lord Haas to force him to release the new episode of the MeanDawg Top 5. I have officially succeeded and I will now withdraw my army from the battlefield. Today, I’m reviewing a film that caught me completely by surprise and a [...]

Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

Little Miss Sunshine follows the young girl Olive Hoover, who dreams of winning the beauty pageant titled, you guessed it, The Little Miss Sunshine Pageant. The whole Hoover family treks west to California so that Olive’s dreams can come true. After that, craziness, hilarity, and drama ensue. Little Miss Sunshine is the perfect blend of [...]